Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Keep Your Eyes on the Road

Well, it is important to enjoy yourself, but keep your eyes open for dangers too. I may be a bit paranoid, but it's hard to be otherwise after reading the news. Terrorists in the Middle East, crazy criminals running loose in the streets, floods, hurricanes, tornados, and slippery bathtubs. It's a dangerous world out there. I think I'll go back to bed.

Of course there is a lot to be thankful for. I have some wonderful friends and family. I'm sure somebody would pick me up if I slipped and fell in the bathtub. I seem to be very healthy for a dirty old man, and my paranoia is under control most of the time. Just don't try to sneak up on me. I might freak out and beat the crap out of you.

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