I'm packing to go to a wedding, so seeing all my outdated clothes made this seem pretty amusing to me. Since I'm now officially a retired dirty old man, I think I can wear whatever I want to as long as it covers up the dirty bits. (Brit slang for private parts is much better than ours.) If you want to have private parts showing, you need to be Brittany Spears; or they send you to the funny farm.
The weather has been really nice here. I had a great time biking yesterday, and I plan to get out again today. You have to ride while you can in this area of the country. You never know when a blizzard or tornado might come along and ruin everything.